"Hey baby, look, playdoh!" "No, we don't eat playdoh, we squish playdoh." "No, don't eat it silly! Play with it. Squish it." "We don't eat playdoh. Yucky!" "Good! Squeeze the pla… no, don't eat it!" "It tastes icky, huh?!"
Overheard by my oldest: “Kids that were born in the year 2000 are 17 now… That’s the first year there were color pictures.” 😜😱🤔
(Existential Edition) From the 3-year-old this morning: “Mom, where’s Alexa?” “She’s right there.” (Pointing to space where the Amazon Echo Tower resides) “Yeah, but where is Alexa?” ….ummmm….
Years ago, when I would think about what it might be like to be a Mom, I never could have imagined the joy I would feel in hearing those eight sweet little words: “Mommy, do you want to take a selfie?” 😂
I think God invented pockets so moms would have a place to keep all the sucker wrappers and used tissues.
Three things that let me know that AJ and I would be a good match: He doesn’t like Mushrooms He doesn’t like to Ski He doesn’t like Scary Movies Thus and therefore: I will never have to purchase, nor cook, anything with fungus in it I will never have to suffer through a ski vacation […]
Yesterday, I was driving The Littles to the Children’s Museum, when I received a business-related phone call. Of course, THIS is the optimal time for the 2.5-year-old to decide he NEEDS my undivided attention. “Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom! Mom. Mom. MOM! MOM! MOMMY! MomMomMom! Mom.” When I was finally able to hang up, I attempted […]