when they made bootcut jeans, did they mean “Snow Boots?”
if i were a designer of Treadmills, i think i would simply add a handy laundry drying rack to it — because, let’s call a spade a spade here, people… that’s what most people end up using their well-intentioned treadmills for anyway.
why is it that i can remember every lyric from the first Hootie & The Blowfish album, but can’t remember to bring my lunch with me to work?
Question: Is it a good or a bad idea to pack FiberONE bars in my hospital bag?
how come, whenever i write a recommendation for someone on LinkedIn, i will utilize words and compound phrases, and frankly, jargon, that i would never use in real life? “forward thinking?” “strategically analytic?” “tremendous foresight?” maybe i need to check my mental thesaurus for another word for “sincere.”
why do i find it necessary to clean my house before the cleaning lady arrives?
you know, sometimes i think that people will ask, “Are you losing weight?”, when in fact, they are really thinking, “wow, she’s let herself go a bit”. what is up with that?