By my count, we are missing one pink sippy cup. It likely has milk in it. I am terrified. Advertisements
B1 gets off the bus today. First words: “Mom, I really NEED a Nintendo 2ds.” (this has been an on-going discussion… trying to hold him off until xmas…) Me: “Okay, let’s talk about it. Maybe you can earn some money by doing some extra chores?” B1: “well… I think we should use my college money. […]
B2: “Mommy, where did you get this toilet seat?” Me: “Daddy bought it.” B2: “at the store?!” Me: “yes!” B2: “oh, cool, Bruh!”
"Hey baby, look, playdoh!" "No, we don't eat playdoh, we squish playdoh." "No, don't eat it silly! Play with it. Squish it." "We don't eat playdoh. Yucky!" "Good! Squeeze the pla… no, don't eat it!" "It tastes icky, huh?!"
Overheard by my oldest: “Kids that were born in the year 2000 are 17 now… That’s the first year there were color pictures.” 😜😱🤔
(Existential Edition) From the 3-year-old this morning: “Mom, where’s Alexa?” “She’s right there.” (Pointing to space where the Amazon Echo Tower resides) “Yeah, but where is Alexa?” ….ummmm….
Years ago, when I would think about what it might be like to be a Mom, I never could have imagined the joy I would feel in hearing those eight sweet little words: “Mommy, do you want to take a selfie?” 😂