Boden walked up to me yesterday morning and said, “Mommy, Daddy farted me…”
As I summoned up all the seriousness I could muster, I asked, “sweetie, what does ‘farted’ mean?”
He explained, “it means when you are not nice and don’t listen.”
Duly noted, Sweet Boden.
Sadly, I think there are quite a few humans that may have farted more than their fair share already today.
Your PSA for the day: think before you fart.