Me: “I’d like a large, light roast with Splenda and Skim, please”

Starbucks: “okay, that’s a Venti Blonde with Non-Fat Milk?”

i wonder if they get as annoyed with me and my “Large” and “Skim”, as i do with their “Venti” and “Non-Fat”

Poe-Tay-Toe, Pah-Tah-Toe.
(because if you type it, it’s Potato-Potato… and that just doesn’t make sense)