i bet you’ve never thought about the hidden benefits of spilling 7/8ths of your blueberry smoothie all over the brand new carpet in your office.

well, allow me to enlighten you:

  • you get to utilize your naughty vocabulary (though, i think i might have said, “SHOOT!”… or was it”SH!T”?)
  • you start to recognize the purple tones that are engrained in the new carpet, and start to think that the purple smoothie matches in a designer sort of way
  • you find out where they keep the stash of paper towels
  • you get to show off your handy-dandy pet mess vacuum from home
  • you get to justify chips from the vending machine as a replacement to “Breakfast”
  • the day can only get better from here, right?