i bet you’ve never thought about the hidden benefits of spilling 7/8ths of your blueberry smoothie all over the brand new carpet in your office.
well, allow me to enlighten you:
- you get to utilize your naughty vocabulary (though, i think i might have said, “SHOOT!”… or was it”SH!T”?)
- you start to recognize the purple tones that are engrained in the new carpet, and start to think that the purple smoothie matches in a designer sort of way
- you find out where they keep the stash of paper towels
- you get to show off your handy-dandy pet mess vacuum from home
- you get to justify chips from the vending machine as a replacement to “Breakfast”
the day can only get better from here, right?