i had this brainwave that i wanted to get a Baby-sized pumpkin and put said Baby inside for a cute photo op (hollowed out- of course).

i went to the store, without Baby, and thought i might have picked up a good enough sized one…

apparently, my spatial relationship skills aren’t as great as I had hoped.
This is what you get when the Baby is bigger than the pumpkin:

and this is what you get when you try to use some split-second creativity:

(so i ask you this, “Which Way to the Gun Show?”)