Funny Things Heard While Pregnant #6

I am learning that sometimes people just don’t know what to say, or can’t help themselves from saying what they want to say… Thus continues a compendium of the funny/odd/weird/tasteless/forthright things people have said to me whilst in “the family way”.

Number 6:
yesterday, had lunch with my dear Mom. it had been about one full week since i had seen her last. as i walked into our favorite lunch place , she looked right at me and exclaimed,

“Oh! You’re getting so big!”

thanks, Mom!

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One thought on “Funny Things Heard While Pregnant #6

  1. Oh, I had a stranger pass me in a hallway at work & ask if Hubby & I were having sex “regularly”…I was standing there pondering whether she was referencing frequency or missionary position, when she started talking about the importance of preparing the birth canal.

    Hey—stranger—-thanks, but um….we’re good, thanks.
    She was easily 70+ years old.

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