I am learning that sometimes people just don’t know what to say, or can’t help themselves from saying what they want to say… Thus continues a compendium of the funny/odd/weird/tasteless/forthright things people have said to me whilst in “the family way”.

Number 6:
yesterday, had lunch with my dear Mom. it had been about one full week since i had seen her last. as i walked into our favorite lunch place , she looked right at me and exclaimed,

“Oh! You’re getting so big!”

thanks, Mom!